black on blond

A mixed beer drink, similar to a black and tan, comprised of Guinness floated over Stella Artois. The ratio of Guinness to Stella should be slightly higher than in a black and tan.

The plural form is placed on the first word, as in:

singular = black on blond
plural = two blacks on blond

See also blond redhead

Make it a black on blond, squire, and keep 'em coming!

A round of blacks on blond for the table, right?

by Quackenblatz March 21, 2008

Blondfold

When you are caught between two blonds, and get folded in between them, which leaves you with no other choice but to fuck your way out

Me: Hey guess what!
Scrub: What?!
Me: Last night I got blondfolded by your twin sisters!
Scrub: OH MY GODAHSDGS

Yo, last night at the club I got blondfolded, IT WAS SICK BRAH!

~alternatively~

I was trying to blondfold last night, but then Wipper showed up! DAMN it!

by Swaggmasta October 15, 2009

blonde brain

F**king retarded, or not knowing something simple.

Guy 1: (whispering) Psst.. Hey man, whats' 6 plus 1?
Guy 2: (also whispering) It's seven, you blonde brain....
Guy 1: Bitch please.

by GrapeRape69 May 29, 2014

Dumb blonde

Has blonde hair , blue eyes,a tall and thin figure,and a bitchy personality.

Oh she’s a dumb blonde.

by The devil herself 😈 November 6, 2019

Cape Cod Blonde

- Generic, attractive, stepford-wife-esque blonde haired WASPy girl with no distinguishable personality traits or unique features. Refers often to her parents wealth as if her own. Usually easy to bed.

- Clone like blonde (attractive but not memorable) whose family might own a summer home in Cape Cod. Features include sun bleeched hair, leathery skin and perfect teeth. Attire consists of teevas, shorts and a fleece over a tank top.

Not to be confused with California Blondes but similar in their trophy wife status on the East Coast.

"Hey how was your date?"

"She was cute but a total Cape Cod Blonde."

"That sucks. At least she put out."

by Jimmy Timmy October 13, 2004

Blondeheimers

A temporary moderate to severe memmory loss brought on by the presence of blonde hair

Oh that was a blondeheimers moment.

by Julie Kaufmann January 3, 2006

Hitchcock Blonde

Director and producer, Alfred Hitchcock, liked to cast blonde actresses in leading roles in his films. Hitchcock's blonde leading ladies often had the lightest of blonde hair; hair so white blonde that it was seemingly stripped of all natural color. As Hitchcock movies were suspenseful psychological thrillers that included frightening scenes, an alternate definition of "Hitchcock Blonde" refers to a scary, unnatural shade of blonde hair.

Some of Hitchcock's more famous blonde leading ladies were: Tippi Hedren (Marnie, The Birds), Grace Kelly (To Catch a Thief, Rear Window, Dial M for Murder), Kim Novak (Vertigo), Doris Day (The Man Who Knew Too Much), Eva Marie Saint (North By Northwest), Marlene Dietrich (Stage Fright), Carole Lombard (Mr & Mrs Smith), Joan Fontaine (Rebecca, Suspicion), Julie Andrews (Torn Curtain), and Ingrid Bergman (Spellbound, Notorious).

Marilyn Monroe had Hitchcock blonde hair that was bleached whiter than her teeth.

by a wild one September 17, 2012