beetloaf

There's no surprise about what beetloaf is - it's like meatloaf made with beets. The surprise is that it's delicious!

I'll have the beetloaf sandwich on rye, please.

by hapahacker January 22, 2011

Beetlejuice

He's daddy. He's fucking smexy and sonekendgsjwbsjdbd oml yes! Beetlejuice is my daddy! My master! He can fuck my hole!

Beetlejuice: *breathes*
Me: hUAAAH *orgasm*
Beetlejuice: *lenny face*

by Beetlejuiceisdaddy October 13, 2019

beetlejuice

can also be a term of affection for a loved one

"i love you, beetlejuice"

by Leigh February 20, 2003

beetcox

The art of beating penii (usually meant in a sexual manner).

Jason beetcoxes his teacher for extra credit.

by Tseng May 14, 2003

beetly

A term used to describe the pulpy particles of oranges found in some types of orange juice. (pl. Beetlies)

A little kid cries to his mom, "Waah!! Ewwwie!! There are too many beetlies in this orange juice!!"

by HippieChick August 26, 2005

Beetchabacks

"Beetchabacks" are small bugs that live in humans' anal cavities.

They crawl out of the anus and bite the ass in various places causing itchiness.

Then, when the subject goes to scratch the bites, they "beetchaback" to the anus.

This is where the creatures get their name.

"That fat guy over there has been scratching his ass for the last fifteen minutes. I bet he has a wicked case of Beetchabacks."

by Jon Foreskin February 5, 2010

beethovening

The act of masturbating with keys from a piano or using smaller toy type keyboards as a sex toy.

I caught her beethovening with her little brothers toy casio.

by MozartsLeftNut January 14, 2011