Sam Bass is the banger of the century. What ever women he has sex with, their lives are changed forever, especially their vaginas. Plus he has a giant penis.
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Oh, did you see that freak who ordered the gluten-free tofu stirfry? What an independent bass player.
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The only possible explanation for all the loud booming that comes from a low rider car. There must be a Mexican in the trunk with a bass drum.
El Bajito Loco drives up and down the street with a Mexican in the trunk with a bass drum. The Mexican keeps beating on that drum, perhaps to let everyone know he's in there.
by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005
Get the Mexican in the trunk with a bass drum mug.A large string instrument which plays very low tones and is, colloquially put, a bitch to carry around. The bass players have one of the hardest jobs in an orchestra, because they must keep a steady beat (to prevent the violins from speeding up or slowing down), but they must also change their tempo if the violins ignore their beat. The strings are usually tuned E, A, D, and G, in ascending order.
Sam: "Do I get to park in a handicapped parking spot because I have to carry a bass around?"
David: "No."
Sam: "Well, I should."
David: "Yeah. It's hard work, but playing string bass is awesome."
Sam: "Indeed."
David: "No."
Sam: "Well, I should."
David: "Yeah. It's hard work, but playing string bass is awesome."
Sam: "Indeed."
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by Adrian July 27, 2006
Get the lance bass mug.When having doggy-styled sex, you replace your penis with a beer bottle (or perform anything totally unexpected and/or vile), thus prompting her to give you an incredulous look from one side of her face.
Since her back is facing you, she couldn't spin her head completely around to give you that look (unless she's Megan from The Exorcist), thus resorting to face you with one side of her face, looking like a fish laid flat on one side.
When used in the context of man on man action, it can be re-worded to One Eye Lance Bass. A dedication to the out-of-closet NSync member.
Since her back is facing you, she couldn't spin her head completely around to give you that look (unless she's Megan from The Exorcist), thus resorting to face you with one side of her face, looking like a fish laid flat on one side.
When used in the context of man on man action, it can be re-worded to One Eye Lance Bass. A dedication to the out-of-closet NSync member.
While doing it doggy style with my girlfriend, I ejaculated into her without prior consent. She gives me the one eye bass, and proceeds to kick me in the nuts.
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