aspirations

Something you should take care not to choke on, especially not in the vicinity of your boss.

Be careful not to choke on your aspirations.

by Intelligence001 July 23, 2019

aspiring cop

Young white male incels who become domestic terrorists

Kyle Rittenhouse is an aspiring cop

by DongDungaree August 29, 2020

Aspen

Aspen is a dunny bright girl who isn't as beautiful on the outside as much as she is on the inside, she loves everyone (Boys and girls) who you don't want to miss. She falls for people easily, and she is very emotional.

human: "Oh man, Aspen is coming. Her smile is so bright today!"

other human: "I wish she was mine.."

by RandomShazYT October 11, 2020

Asparagus

A zodiac sign that indicates someone who is psychotic and irrational, typically a 15 year old horoscope girl. Used satirically by people who don’t believe in astrology against people who use their starsign as an excuse for being a bitch

Horoscope girl: “hey i’m sorry i cheated on you and fucked your dad but i’m an asparagus, it’s just how i am”

by $Memelord69 January 26, 2022

asphault face

Someone that has a rough or nasty lookin face. Someone's face texture that resembles asphault or the ground.

Damn fool that hoodrat had the Asphault Face Disorder.

Shut up Asphault Face

by Louis December 10, 2004

Asparagui

the plural of asparagus

We cooked some asparagui for dinner.

by Velcia April 2, 2008

asparagus head

not a word. just sounds funny

u need a haircut. u look like an asparagus head.

by makiki August 10, 2003