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Xavier

Looks like a typical npc walking around the streets of courtney place at 4:30 in the morning smoking crack in a public bathroom.

He often says catch phrases like "Ay chur brudda wanna smoke some meth with me?" and "I like little boys"
If you see a Xavier walking towards you your best bet is to run. His stamina is low.
by anonymous March 19, 2023
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Xavier

A chill dude, he is just a nice guy, he might give you something yummy like a gummy or a piece of candy just to be nice.
He isn’t really concerned about getting gfs or any of that, he just wants to make the world better.
Xavier: here have this
*Xavier gives me a candy bar*
Me: thanks man
Xavier: np
by Boobsucc March 28, 2023
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Xavier means very very sexy and has a micro penis but to make up for that he’s good at everything he loves short girls but not the chavs because they stink he loves the lgbbq+ premium gang because the gay men are clarting the men and leaving the women for the normal men
Xavier is sexy
by Xavier small wood April 5, 2023
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Will always be better than etienne no matter what the contest: cock size, muscle size amount of women shagged, skill in bed, how hot the women are.
by N1994 April 11, 2023
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Xavier Dolaning

To do your patents really dirty (bonus points if it's your mom) by writing a book or a movie about how horrible they were to you when you were a kid
person A: Hey, I saw your son's movie about you.

person B: That movie was so harsh! He made me look like a really bad guy.
person A: Yeah you were victim of a pretty bad Xavier Dolaning.
by pasta di ligma April 26, 2023
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xaler

Someone that relaxes backwards -> A person who relaxes in a way that is non-productive and usually hurts their long term goals.
Dude, whenever that guy comes home from work he just sits down and doomscrolls, what a xaler.
by Relax Forward May 22, 2023
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Xavier. Xavier is the biggest wanker you will ever meet. He is a short cunt with blonde hair. HE is a soft pufter that reckons he is top because he plays halfback for A,s. He reckons the hottest person is mischa.
Xavier is a wanker
by Bowy on top June 12, 2023
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