For the sake of this dictionary's database, we'll need to REALLY shorten the
definition.
Etienne is by far one of the most sensible, sweet and loving
people you'll meet. He'll take enormous steps out of his way for the sake of others. An Eti will put so much unconditional
love into all he does, we're talking just a few thoughts of how sweet he is can get you into tears. If you think this is bogus then you haven't met an Etienne yet, trust us!
You'll know you've spotted an Etienne when you sense:
- A CRAZY
HOT and stunning guy
- Commonly quite tall and usually with glasses that make him look even cuter
- Has a smile that makes your chest feel like a Korean-inspired Super
Spicy grilled cheese sandwich with
extra melting cheddar
- Will make you feel so safe area 51 security will look like a kids' playground
- He knows da wae.
AND if you even get CLOSE to lucky enough to date him:
-He's an AMAZING kisser. He'll blow your expectations. Movies can't compare (first date with an Etienne whilst in his arms as it starts raining? Let's just say you're one lucky person)
-He'll rock the bed better than Queen's debut in 2002 (we don't lie..)
-He'll give you smiles so wide you feel as if your cheeks are about to fall off :DD
So if you ever stumble over an Etienne, you better make sure you can
love & show appreciation back, be ready to get cuddles that'll turn you into the softest puddle full of
happiness,
love, horniness, more
love, appreciation..basically an emotional mess :)
Him: Yeah that's right, guess who just
got a date with THE
one and only Tasha. She picked ME over millions of other men. Who are YOU with?
You: *shows picture of Etienne*
Him: ...oh my god
*he storms away in a flustered
anger. A prominent, damp bulge forms*
