the woodlands

The Woodlands is a census-designated place and master-planned community located in the extraterritorial jurisdiction of Houston within Montgomery County, Texas. As of the 2000 census, the CDP had a total population of 55,649.Located about 30 miles north of Downtown Houston, The Woodlands is famous, as its name suggests, for incorporating the piney woods surrounding it with urban and suburban development. It was named one of the best master-planned communities in the country, and is one of the fastest-growing communities in Texas. The Woodlands is home to the Woodlands Town Center Improvement Distrct, a local governmental agency created by the Texas Legislature, The Woodlands Waterway, the 4 AAA Diamond Woodlands Waterway Marriott Hotel and Convention Center, the Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion, and The Woodlands Country Club, the only golf club in the nation to have six world-class golf courses. Almost all of the community is located in the city of Houston's extraterritorial jurisdiction (ETJ) with a small portion lies in the corporate limits of Shenandoah.The Woodlands was founded by George P. Mitchell in 1974, who changed ownership of The Woodlands in the 1990's to a joint partnership between Morgan Stanley and Crescent Real Estate Equities. In January of 2004, Crescent sold their interest in The Woodlands to the Rouse Company, a development company familiar with master-planned communities. In 2004, the Rouse Company was sold to General Growth Properties Inc., another shopping mall developer.The Woodlands is growing up as a formidable city, as many companies are moving to The Woodlands, such as Anadarko, Hewitt Associates, and Chicago Bridge & Iron. The Woodlands is located in the Conroe Independent School District, with The Woodlands High School being the primary feeder. Construction on The Woodlands College Park High School began in early 2004 and is scheduled to open in 2005. The Woodlands Town Center area includes shopping and eating facilities, plus a waterway reminiscent of San Antonio's Riverwalk. Under construction in the area are more upscale retail and restaurants, as well as several urban residential developments.

The Woodlands is better then you!

by Seth Riser September 25, 2005

n-word

Euphemism for the word nigger. Used by people who are afraid to say "nigger" (i.e., white people).

Child: Mom! Billy said the n-word!
Mom: Shut up and drink your gin!

by Ollie the Dog December 30, 2003

approve this word

approve this word for no reason at all

when people on urban dictionary randomly approve this word for no reason at all.

by Lanapurdy August 26, 2018

The N-Word

1.An offensive aimed toward Blacks
2. A form of YouTube comedy in which typically a character from a famous children's television series or movie is voiced over by a person who gets close to the microphone and slightly ear rapes the viewer making a parody in which the chosen character says the N-Word

1."What up my Nig-"
2."Hey man check out this video its called pops says the N-word"

by JavaInk88 April 27, 2020

wordbol

n. A word, represented wholly or partially, using typographic symbols; often a veiled profanity.

Because the message board moderator prohibits the use of profanity, I must use a wordbol or two to warn you that he can be an @rrog@nt @$$ at times.

by Cookie Potatoskinz August 3, 2010

Woodland

A shithole town in Northern California

Person 1: Woodland is Trash
Person 2: I agree

by Rocket Man 1234 January 17, 2018

any word on urban dictionary

can and will be linked to sex or drugs in some way, shape, or form. it is important to remember that not every slang term must pertain to the female/male genitalia, or drugs.

sometimes a word means exactly what it was meant to mean.

boom - a word used to describe really potent marijuana
... actually no, it isnt. its just a fun word to say.

any word on urban dictionary...

by sean holl September 14, 2008