split the whisker

women urinating

I'm off to split the whisker

by alexandra Montieth February 3, 2003

foot whisperer

A male that commonly likes to spread his love over womens feet.

Ted is the world known foot whisperer

by chex54 November 5, 2006

penis whisperer

A person that is very successful at pleasing the male sex organs. Or a cocksucker, kiss ass etc. Homosexual

George is always looking at women and talking shit. I think he over compensates, He's really a penis whisperer.

by MelCefus August 13, 2006

Whiskers McThistlepants

Much like the mystical Bobby Ray spoken of in Native American lore, the entity known as Whiskers McThistlepants has earned his place amongst the elder gods of yore.

Deified by capitalist society, Whiskers is thought to have begun life as a carpenter and steel mill worker. He now is said to travel the world and bring peace to those who seek it.

Explorer: I'm about to embark upon my journey!

Priest: My the great Whiskers McThistlepants watch over you, young one.

Explorer: Aye.

by Captain Murphy May 31, 2004

whiskers

The faded horizontal line marks below front jeans' pockets.

whiskers can look cool on some but gay on others e.g. David Schwimmer.

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

Whipper

A female who is in complete control, or dominating over a man who is whipped.

"Damn Jerome, your girl is such a whipper. She got you whipped to the point where you can't even hang out with your friends anymore."

by SkOOp May 11, 2006

whisker

another word for cigarette, or to smoke a cigarette

"hey im going to go get a whisker"
"im gonna go whisker right now"

by whisker king January 10, 2009