washed up

Busted looking person, ugly girl / guy.
Dag that chick look washed up ( when clothes have been washed alot they look ugly and faded)
by MIMI 188 March 02, 2011
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Courtesy Wash

When either party "freshens up" before the act of intercourse
Dude, I had a massive case of cock cheese so had to give myself a courtesy wash before I did that biatch
by kwamenace November 16, 2008
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lady's wash

a phrase derived from the term "gentlemans wash" it is the female equivlent that involves washing ones private parts using a bidet
had this grebo dress on all week now i right need a lady's wash
by redbaron84 February 02, 2010
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Tunnel wash

A service provided by some prostitution establishments where a woman has her customer hold up a finger and then proceeds to wash it with her vagina
“This prostitute gave me a tunnel wash
by CryptidKitten March 16, 2020
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Wash the Spoon

To visit the latrine, usually used in semi-polite conversation or when humour is needed to diffuse a tense situation. Useful at parties with lawyers.
'Hello.'
'I need to wash the spoon!'
'I will require evidence of that.'
by WellingtonBoot October 28, 2013
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Wash & Set

1.) Something in overabundance, or something that someone has in order to overprepare for a very specific instance.

2.) Something fulfilled or completed to an incredibly high degree or in high quality, to an extent where it could be considered overachieving.
Ex. 1: "I asked my friend if he could bring along some snacks for our camping trip, and bro brought along the full Wash & Set, with chips, hotdogs, marshmallows, stew, a portable stove, you name it."

Ex. 2: "I pulled out the whole Wash & Set on my last essay, my professor asked for 3 pages and I gave him 10..."
by Oingo Bangus February 02, 2022
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Car wash

When you and your lady friend are in the shower gettin' freaky and she squeezes some soap in her mouth and starts slobbin on your veggies like your dong's in a car wash.
Chad: Yea dude we were in the shower and she was just shankin my shaft when she puts some old spice in her yapper and starts givin me ill dome

Trent: Awwww no way man she took you to the car wash! Niiiiiccee
by blackman002 August 19, 2014
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