Wally Darling

Wally Darling is someone from a ARG (Alternate reality game) called "welcome home" . They can somewhat eat with their eyes and have a dark backstory. They also call you neighbor alot. they have their eys open most of the time and barley blink.

some random person: Hi Wally Darling!
Wally Darling: Hello neighbor~

by h|_|nterrrrrr54 May 8, 2023

wallows

the best band ever. with amazing songs like suntan or pulling leaves off of trees

hey have you heard the new wallows song "drunk on halloween"

by Me.stealyoman October 14, 2018

walmart gangster

A small town gangster wannabe who wears cheap walmart clothes like every other small town gangster wannabe. Typically pussified white punks with no idea what a real gangster is. Often found using ricer cars to race rednecks in Fords and tractors. Often found trashtalking those who are cooler than him, but since he's such a bitch he can't back up his big talk and ends up looking like a pussy.

Freddy only hangs around at walmart, drives a 94 accord with a body kit and a walmart sound system, is 5 foot tall, and couldn't back up his incessant trashtalk if his life depended on it. What a walmart gangster.

by Sibilus March 6, 2008

Walking L

Flightreacts

Flightreacts is a walking L because he is shit at everything.

by Hdheosnsndbdj August 22, 2017

walter jr

Walter jr is very kind and gentle and specifically approachable. He really likes breakfast.

walter jr kind gentle approachable breakfast

by Katlover September 28, 2013

Walk of Game

Similar to the walk of shame except that the person you spent the night with is way out of your league. Basically, if the person you banged spent the night at your place then they would be doing the walk of shame instead.

Random Girl 1: That guy looks like he's doing the walk of shame.

Random Girl 2: He's not very good looking...

Walk of Game Guy: Yeah but the girl I banged was at least a 9!

by Hoofy 2 January 23, 2011

walking wallet

(noun) A spouse or significant other whose only role is that of financial support. Generally, said walking wallet often remains in the relationship for want of sex. The walking wallet is normally the antithesis of the golddigger or its male equivalent.

After he became married to Susan and fathered kids, she cut off the sex and closeness, and John became the walking wallet.

by Lefty September 11, 2005