West Virginia Incest

The act of having pure, heterosexual, vanilla sex with a partner that is not related to you in any way. No pissing, shitting, violence, or whatever other unspeakable ask that could be thought of.

West Virginian 1: I got laid last night.
West Virginian 2: With who?
West Virginian 1: Gabriella BigTits
West Virginian 2: Bro, that's some crazy West Virginia incest.

by RadRifle03 May 25, 2016

floyd virginia

NOTHING . one stop light town . Everyone knows what you do before you even decide to do it . & about four family name , everyone has same last name- related OR not . hippies heaven.

Ever been to Floyd Virginia?

Where the hell is that?

by BabeeLoveee December 31, 2016

West Virginia Blowjob

When you hang your inbred child or children from your beaver lips, therefore making them appear as hoop loops or saggy diaper ass.

I was getting a West Virginia Blowjob at the unemployment office when all of a sudden my children's father came in.

by dont give a fuck about you August 29, 2017

West Virginia Fried Rat

When lighting strikes a pull, sending an electric current into an oven and frying a rat to death.

Malacky lived in an apartment and got West Virginia Fried Rat when a lighting storm struck.

by Uniifyyy July 2, 2018

West Virginia

a state in the united states of america. it is shaped like a middle finger, or a pineapple when turned a little bit.

west virginia split from virginia in 1863 and became a union state, thus its a middle finger to the confederacy.

by FlashlightMemelord January 31, 2019

West virginia

in West Virginiawhere potholes are on the highway

A pot holewas on the highway and I about shit myself thinking my tire popped going speed limit of 65 before BAAAAP only in west Virginia

by Kristynft March 20, 2019

West Virginia Button Docking

The act of digging a matted clump of belly button lint out of your navel and placing it into the navel of another. It is a ceremonial exchange that represents the deepest of friendships.

Me and my buddy Vaughn were standing round the fire drunk when I rustled up some lint from my gut and gave him a West Virginia Button Docking!

by ENGinerding August 6, 2019