volcanhole

a burning, erupting butthole, usually the result of diarrheal influence of the lower intestine

-Oh, gotta go, my volcanhole's actin' up again.
-Again, you just got off the throne!
-(spray) oh god, volcanus eruptus prematureus

by Bum Stigity Bum February 13, 2010

volcanic explosivity index

Volume of products, eruption cloud height, and qualitative observations (using terms ranging from "gentle" to "mega-colossal") are used to determine the explosivity value. The scale is open-ended with the largest volcanoes in history given magnitude 8. TheVolcanic Explosivity Index (VEI) was devised byChris Newhall of theUS Geological Survey and Stephen Self at theUniversity of Hawaii in 1982 to provide a relative measure of the explosiveness ofvolcanic eruptions.

volcanic explosivity index
eg

VEIVolcano (eruption)
Year
Casualties
Notes
4? La Soufrière 1 19021,680
4 Mount Pelée 2 190233,000 Deadliest eruptionof the 20th century.
6? Santa María 3 19026,000
4 Grímsvötn 4 1903
P Mount Lolobau 5 1904
5 Ksudach 6 1907
4 Mount Lolobau 7 1911
6 Novarupta 8 1912Largest eruption of the 20th century.
5 Colima 9 1913
4 Sakurajima 10 1914
4 Tungurahua 11 1916
4 Agrihan 12 1917
4+ Katla 13 1918
4 Kelud 14 19195000
4 Manam 15 1919
4 Raikoke 16 1924
4? Iriomotejima 17 1924Underwater volcano.
4 Avachinsky 18 1926
4 Komagatake 19 1929
4 Kliuchevskoi 20 1931
4 Mount Aniakchak 21 1931
4 Volcan De Fuego 22 1932
5+ Cerro Azul 23 1932
5 Kharimkotan 24 1933
4 Suoh 25 1933
4? Kuchinoerabujima 26 1933
4? Rabaul 27 1937
4 Parícutin 28 1943–1952
4 Avachinsky 29 1945
4 Sarychev Peak 30 1946
4 Hekla 31 1947
4+ Ambrym 32 1950
4 Mount Lamington 33 19512,942
4 Kelud 34 1951
4 Bagana 35 1952
4 Mount Spurr 36 1953
4 Carran-Los Venados 37 1955
5 Bezymianny 38 1955-1957
5 Mount Agung 39 19631,584
4+ Shiveluch 40 1964
4 Taal 41 1965
4 Kelud 42 1966
4 Mount Awu 43 1966
4 Fernandina 44 1968
4 Tiatia 45 1973
4 Volcan De Fuego 46 1974
4 Tolbachik 47 1975
4 Mount Augustine 48 1976
5 Mount St. Helens 49 198057

by vickyjeet September 2, 2013

volcanus anus

The overly large extended butthole right before you shit which resembles a volcano

Holy shit dude your dog has wicked volcanus anus!

by Urban Thinker March 14, 2015

Volcanoe

When three men circle a women. (One inserts in mouth, One inserts in vagina, and other places on middle back) Join hands, forming a volcano. When the man who inserted in the mouth ejaculates, the female than proceeds to spit his baby juice into the air. Resembling an eruption.

Lets do our science project which is to make a volcanoe!!!!
OK! Lets call up shaniqua!
...
ERUPTIONNNNNN!!!!!!!!

by LEOPARD PANTS March 28, 2009

volcanic threesome

A threesome whose sexual escapades are both incredibly hot, and spews what, inside the metaphor, would be refered to as "magma".

A volcanic threesome is if you were to be involved in intercourse with Karen O and Nick Zinner at the same time.

by Le Soph November 9, 2008

volcanic eruption

this is when your girl ties your penis with a rope and then starts to give you head or a handjob. when your about to come, tell her and then she'll take out a knife and cut off your penis at the rope. the mix of blood and cum shooting out will be like a volcanic eruption.

david had to go to the ER after his girl gave him a volcanic eruption. he lost a lot of blood, but he should be fine.

by scahn October 24, 2006

Volcanic Eruption

Form of revenge for such acts as the Mexican Avalanche or Strawberry Milkshake when during a perfectly good bj the chick bites into your rod and you burst a bloody wad, much like lava from a volcano

Dude, Im achin from that volcanic eruption last night.

by The BIG Nasty December 20, 2004