volcanhole

a burning, erupting butthole, usually the result of diarrheal influence of the lower intestine

-Oh, gotta go, my volcanhole's actin' up again.
-Again, you just got off the throne!
-(spray) oh god, volcanus eruptus prematureus

volcanhole by Bum Stigity Bum February 13, 2010

volcanoes 

Earth's pimples.

Just like us, the very thing we dwell upon has pimples too. Volcanoes apear in many shapes and sizes on the face of the Earth with no clear way to dispose of them.

volcanoes by Memberberry Tea December 18, 2018

eskimo volcanoe 

When a male accidently ejaculates in his trousers.

Malcom looked like a melvin when he had that eskimo volcanoe after seeing Justins ass crack.

eskimo volcanoe by Pecan Sandy November 6, 2007

brown volcanoe

When a guy shits into a girls pussy and she quifs. The explosion is called a brown volcanoe.

Man did you see that bitch after she brown volcanoed?

brown volcanoe by popper1994 March 31, 2009

Chocolate Volcanoe 

An eventually that could arise fromengaging in anal sex with a man or woman. If the woman or man receiving defecates whilst their partner is inside them, the excretion could travel up the mans urethral opening (penis hole).

The said male could then ejaculate his partners excretion thus forming a chocolate volcanoe.

Sam fucked his girlfriend and she gave him a chocolate volcanoe.

Chocolate Volcanoe by Sma korc October 5, 2009

Volcanoed

When your partner ejaculates in your ass, giving you an anal cream pie, that results in an eruption of cum followed by shit immediately after he removes his penis.

I had to change the sheets last night because Adam volcanoed me.

Volcanoed by TheMysteriousOwl45 June 23, 2018

the volcanologist on the mountain 

Someone who is in the middle of a situation who is in a position to know exactly what is or was going on.

Someone who is on the volcano would have a better idea if an eruption is about to happen versus someone who is away from the mountain.

I know exactly what happened yesterday. You weren't there. I was. I was the volcanologist on the mountain.

the volcanologist on the mountain by Bigdrawers November 15, 2017