Turkey Sandwich

Two beers, and a shot of Wild Turkey 101

Can't beat a turkey sandwich during the Thanksgiving holiday!

by urbanspan December 3, 2010

turkey butthole

A jerk that takes all the kids candy, per jimmy kimmels request

There is only wrappers in here you turkey butthole.

by Gnomeoawaits November 8, 2017

Turkey

The holiest of all creatures. A turkey embodies everything that is pure and good in this world. From their ball-sack chins to their silky soft feathers, every inch of the majestic turkey is perfect.

It is for these reasons that the Turkey Brotherhood was formed. Built upon the belief that Turkeys are the choccy milk of birds, members of this (some would say) *cult* dedicate their lives to becoming one with their inner turkey.

The Oath of the Turkey Brotherhood:
I swear upon the father, the son and the holy turkey that I will forever honour and worship our mighty turkey overlords. I swear to only refer to my self as *insert rapper name* (eg Thiccshakez, BIG GAIL, liljungy, etc.) and to wear my oodie with pride. Finally, I swear to have an unhealthy obsession with Ariana Grande and celebrate her music with as much gusto as I do with Turkeys.
Awomen (not amen cos God Is A Woman)

by depressed_bin_chicken123 November 29, 2020

Fat turkey

70's lingo for -Punk ass bitch

Nick is a Fat Turkey

by Matthew Stegall November 19, 2005

lurky turkey

A person who lurks around, loiters, and acts creepy in a very sketch manner. Their presence is usually out of place, resulting in suspicion.

"look at that sketcher in that alley over there. he's such a lurky turkey."

by Yuppie God House August 26, 2009

catching the crazy turkey

If you don't know, it's too wild for you.

It starts with wild turkey and ends with sex in a bed.

You've been catching the crazy turkey there in Lindsay's bed

by Saphira44 December 14, 2014

Stuffing the Turkey

When you rapidly finger your girls pussy

Bro I was stuffing the turkey so hard last night

by _74 December 1, 2016