Marinated Turd

When you take a dump, then piss on top and leave it to soak overnight. If the turd is particularly powerful, and the toilet seat is left down, the resulting stench is fucking brutal upon discovery.

This morning I was greeted by a marinated turd when I went into my bathroom.

That bitch pissed me off, so I left a turd marinating in her toilet.

by Mister Captain Awesome November 12, 2009

Sad Turd Day

A day at the weekend where you are feeling sad and down about life in general.

Bobby looks like he’s having a Sad Turd Day

by LifeH4sNoMe4ning July 21, 2021

turd tenderizer

The active male homosexual.

Chrithtopher, you are thuch a turd tenderizer.

by sbo March 28, 2011

three inch grip on a six inch turd

When you have to shit and half of it is already sticking out of your ass. See also "prarie dog" "one in the chamber"
and "turtle head sticking out"

"Yo Dave I got a three inch grip on a six inch turd." "Get off the shitter or I will shart myself".

by B-rizzleness December 16, 2006

Turd Punt

Passing an undesirable job to a co-worker.

That Johnson file really looked like a bitch of a job, so I'm going to turd punt it to Mason. He's going to kill me when he finds out.

by stratocaster July 22, 2008

big turd

n. the largest, most humongous log of defecation one has produced in months

"Holy hell, I just dropped a big turd in there and it won't go down. Do we have a plunger?"

or

"I spent 3 hours trying to pinch out that big turd! Damn, what did I eat last night?"

by Flopsy Mopsy Poopytail August 21, 2008

dick-turd

One who acts dickish and like a shit. Useful combinations to shorten sentences.

You're pissing me off, you gnarly dick-turd.

by non dick-turd May 17, 2006