Tumbling the turtle

To take part in a sexual activity.

1. Can you come out tonight?

Tumbling the turtle, sorry..

2. What'd you get up to earlier with that girl?

We were tumbling the turtle.

by The-Master-of-Disaster October 20, 2012

Pissing Tumbleweeds

Expression used for a male or female that has not had sexual interaction with another person in a long time. Much like in old western films, tumbleweeds are a symbol of barren and dry land. Your nether regions feel much like such a land when in this physical state. Ergo, pissing tumbleweeds.

"Dude, I haven't had any action in like, months. I'm pissing tumbleweeds."

"Are you kidding me? I went to a private Catholic high school. I was pissing tumbleweeds for four years!"

by AlsnStvn July 19, 2009

Tumblarity

A number on the tumblr Dashboard indicating how popular or un-popular you are. The number increases and decreases due to likes, followers ect.. Makes or breaks an ego as a blogger.

My tumblarity was -5 from yesterday. Someone must have unfollowed me.

by Allivictoria May 13, 2009

tumblrculosis

A disease which causes one to spend all of their free time on tumblr. Symptoms include fever, starvation, extreme feels, and eyestrain.

Andrew suffers from a severe case of tumblrculosis. He spends hours per day on the site and never does any of his classwork.

by TimeBaum February 11, 2013

emo tumblrina

This is a certain type of emo, "that don't want to admit that they are emo because they are actually really into art, and they are like so like past what emo is. Also, some how we just don't get, just don't get it. We don't understand art"

That looked like a tumblr art display, that was very tumblr-esque. That was a certain breed of emo I like to call the emo tumblrina, that was definitely an emo tumblrina.

by EmOPhAn November 19, 2016

Tumbleweave

Clumps and/or balls of hair rolling down urban neighborhood sidewalks. Most commonly found near afro-american hair-braiding shops and on breezy days.

I was walking down W 127th street and a giant Tumbleweave came rolling past me.

by chriskirkchardy July 22, 2011

tumbling sixpack

When the abdominal area gets fat and soft and starts rolling and weeping down over the waistline of pants

That lady should not be wearing a two piece bikini with that tumbling sixpack shes got.

I used to have abs of steel....now I got me a mad tumbling sixpack.Damn,marriage sucks!

by Lunicus December 19, 2006