zelda tears of the kingdom

the saddest fucking game known to existence and also the best game

hey, have you played zelda tears of the kingdom?
yeah, i cried for 3 days straight after i finished it

by sussibaka August 4, 2023

Tesla tears

The deep remorse experienced by a person when they just purchased a new Tesla, only to find out there was a significant price drop a few days later.

Tommy has had Tesla tears all day ever since he found out that Elon dropped the price of the Model Y by $5000 just two days after he purchased one.

by Singuclarity September 22, 2023

smells of tears and shame

the aftermath smell when one buddy takes one for the team

That was a great party last night but "insert name" room smells of tears and shame.

by t_money_b October 6, 2011

Eat my tears

They act of asking someone to eat your tears out of sadness or anger out of what they did in order to let them know how salty you feel.

It's not my fault you're so apathetic and entitled that you didn't vote and now we have this douchebag president. Eat my tears asshole.

by J-ber November 1, 2017

I almost shed a tear.

Boo hoo mothefucker. Pull yourself together.

You cycled all the way across europe and you’re tired? Well, I almost shed a tear.

by Yung’Un August 11, 2019

Father nature's tears

Perspiration from the perineum.

“Bro, I’ve got the gooch sweats so bad I’m dripping Father nature's tears through my shorts!”

by Spongebobeehsa November 23, 2021

Treadmill from teardown

the protagonist of the smii7y teardown series that could've and could've not made people cry for its disappearance for couple videos

OMG TREADMILL YOU'RE BACK! HOLY SH*T ITS FINALLY BACK
Treadmill from teardown b00b

by H.DeLNighT63 April 18, 2022