Toilet Roulette

Any horrible instance where you have to choose between sitting on the toilet to urinate and/or defecate or vomiting.

While having the flu, Nancy was often victim of toilet roulette.

by masonthekiller May 7, 2011

toilet tango

when a girl pees on a toilet and spreads her legs. Simultaneously, a man pees between her legs. The goal is to cross the streams.

Sarah and I did a toilet tango. It was suprisingly easy.

by joseblanc0 January 29, 2015

Frozen toilet paper

What you will need after a very spicy meal.

Boy am I glad I have a fresh roll of frozen toilet paper waiting for me at home. This salsa is ripping through me.

by CT Jared December 2, 2010

skibidi toilet games

a lousy cash grab made by ussless capitalizing retards trying to make a quick buck

these skibidi toilet games suck.

by your pseudonym................ September 14, 2023

I just shit all over that toilet bowl bitches

1) Mainly referring to when you shoot a basketball and the ball bounces around the rim numerous times before going in.

2) When riding a BMX bike in a bowl at a skate/bike park and you have a very good run.

3) Referring to when you eat a bowl of any chocolaty cereal at an incredibly fast rate.

4) When you literary shit on a toilet bowl at a females house.

May also be used as "you just shit all over tat toilet bowl bitch(s)"
or
I just shit all over that toilet bowl bitch

4) Jesse: "Yo Antwan did you hear what Wyatt did?"
Antwan: "No. Why what did he do?"
Wyatt: "Man I just shit all over that toilet bowl bitches."
*Rachel love comes home to find a steamy shit on her toilet bowl.*

by P.V.B September 18, 2011

Toikey Boiga

(Pronouced Toy-key boy-guh, to be said in a New York accent) A sandwich compiled mostly of turkey, and other various condiments and sandwich additives.

Hey, waita. It's been twenty fuckin' minutes since I ordered my toikey boiga. Kapish?

by sidexwalk June 27, 2009

toiletfloatie

1.One who is so exceptionally repugnant that they are reminiscent of the fecal matter that remains in the toilet bowl after it has been flushed.
2. insulting phrase originally coined to describe the incessantly repulsive and annoying behavior of others.

I wish that toiletfloatie would stop making passes at me!

That toiletfloatie tells the most disgusting, humorless jokes!

by Heather Hartzell-Robbins January 26, 2004