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toddler CEO

The nickname given to facebook co-founder and CEO Mark Zuckerberg by blogger Kara Swisher in reference to his young age and relative inexperience in running a behemoth company that could someday be traded publicly.
The toddler CEO shit himself after being informed that his 24% share of facebook could be worth as much as $12.5 billion in an IPO.
by dookeyboy December 6, 2010
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Toddy-Lou

a term for a cigaret; usually used in north eastern Pennsylvania
Yo wanna go have a Toddy-lou? I'm Jonesin' right now!
by Todder Box December 4, 2012
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Shwat Toddle

Noun: Some one who does diss honest or moraly wrong things

Verb: The act of kicking someone in the balls hard enough to make them jump back up inside them. Thus leaving an empty sack.
noun:"dude did you see Shwat Toddle earlier?"
"Nah he's a tool"

verb:"Jesus christ!"
"yeah even i had a little penis sympathy after that shwat toddle"
by Magnitization January 17, 2008
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toddler tunnel

A woman vagina most commonly refering to a MILF's pussy.
I would ravage her toddler tunnel
by top ropes February 18, 2009
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Toddlercan

1.) Potty-training tool used as a practice 'can' used while teaching a toddler not to defecate on themselves.

2.) An educational tool used in preschools.
1.) "Yes, Johnny, that's a great use of the toddlercan. Now go clean up."

2.) "Yes, Johnny, that's a great use of your toddlercan. Now go clean up.
by ScrabblerAnon February 6, 2010
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Toddhop

To Toddhop is the process of briefly attending multiple events for purposes of image and public perception, without any genuine desire to participate in the event or whatever cause the event supports. Named after the Washington, DC politician Brandon Todd, who famously attends multiple public events for five minutes or less, simply to be seen, with no intention of providing meaningful support once elected.
I’ll be there around 10, I have to Toddhop this PTA meeting first or my wife will kill me!
by Joeh202 March 12, 2019
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Toddism

A moment of brief philosophical thought expressed by the last living philosopher Todd
Damn what a statement; that is such a toddism
by Philosophical thoughts December 8, 2020
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