Toilet paper. Without it, there is no way you would want to go to the "game", which in this case is the bathroom or porta-pottie.
Constipated dude: Hey do you have any tickets to the game? I really need to go.
Other dude: Sorry man, I'm sold out. Use the paper towels instead.
Other dude: Sorry man, I'm sold out. Use the paper towels instead.
by r0leX July 25, 2010
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It's fucking absolutely ticket, right?
It's fucking absolutely ticket, right?
Tickateer 1: "Yo mate, thats fuckin'... ticket as fuck."
Tickateer 2: "Mate, you know what. You're not wrong."
Tickateer 2: "Mate, you know what. You're not wrong."
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by Dustin "Dirty Sanchez" Diamond February 14, 2009
Get the Woof Ticket mug.A rape ticket is a type of fine similar to a speeding ticket that a man would get for having to rape a hot girl because he has exhausted all other valid forms of getting her consent for sex legitimately. Suggested Fine = $100.00
This sort of fine would exist if people understood that rape is how all animals have sex in the animal kingdom. Once humans invented a way to communicate, rape became taboo.
This sort of fine would exist if people understood that rape is how all animals have sex in the animal kingdom. Once humans invented a way to communicate, rape became taboo.
There were so many hot girls at the cubs game yesterday, I would definitely have gotten a couple of rape tickets.
by namfonos November 14, 2012
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Get the watz tha ticket on it mug.When you receive a piece of paper (or similar) that you can turn in for something exciting.
(Midnight releases at the Video Game store Gamestop use this, you pay for the game, they give you the receipt that you must bring back to get the game at Midnight)
(Midnight releases at the Video Game store Gamestop use this, you pay for the game, they give you the receipt that you must bring back to get the game at Midnight)
I just went to Game Stop and got my Golden Ticket for the Call of Duty:Black Ops midnight release tonight!
by TeccaN9nja February 20, 2011
Get the Golden Ticket mug.the term ticktack refers to a mans
penis,ussally when their stuff cant hack it.girls would say he was hung like a ticktack.
penis,ussally when their stuff cant hack it.girls would say he was hung like a ticktack.
by roxy November 4, 2003
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