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teasesome

A situation where one person suggests a menage a trois to another only to back out before adding the promised third member.
"So, that threeway you were talking about last week? Who did you have in mind?"

"Oh, sorry. The window closed for that."

"So, there was never a threesome at all. It was just a teasesome."
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teasegulling

The act of arousing someone's interest in relation to a seagull.
She kept talking about how awesome her video of a seagull bathing was, but she wouldn't actually show it to me. She was having too much fun teasegulling me.
by arando April 21, 2023
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cerebrally teased

intellectually and educationally stimulated
high school is supposed to be all about being cerebrally teased, not a tax-payers match making service
by Sexydimma January 5, 2015
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Buck Teaser

The Buck Teaser is derived from teaser lures in deep sea fishing. Upon entering a pool filled with women, shorts are dropped and the cock and balls are slapped up and down as bait to lure in the trophy slut. Once you have their attention, the predator repeatedly yells BUCK TEASER until the prize takes the bait with her mouth or hand.
Lenny Dubs, an avid slut fisherman, hauled in 110 pound blonde spinner at Seacrets Saturday night, hooked with a vicious Buck Teaser. Subsequently she was bagged, tagged, and mounted on the wall of fame.
by Mac Handy July 24, 2017
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taser bomb

a cop prank. when cops pull up to talk to each other in there patrol cars they park side by side and one turns the taser on for its 5 second cycle, throws it in the other cops lap, and rolls up his window.
haha frank you so got taser bombed
by the jon law March 22, 2010
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Teared out

When someone has a tear drops or multiple tear drops under his eyes.
"Yo did you see that dude he was all teared out"
by The kid boss December 20, 2011
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Teasing the Snake

Teasing someone until they bite you. Usually sexual in context.
She was teasing the snake so much that it bit her in the face.
by X Bienoît X May 24, 2019
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