Dam Stopper

It’s just blue balls for Women

Hey quit texting me these things I’m in a car, you don’t want me to get a Dam Stopper do you?

by Mr.MEMEers October 12, 2021

Clopper stopper

A tampon.

Christ, I've come on early - leg it to Tesco's and grab me some clopper stoppers, will you?

by Stubaccca November 23, 2021

Stew stomper

To use your foot to push diarrhea down the bathtub drain.

"I had no other choice but to be a stew stomper this morning."

by Xxx_pu$$y_w1z4rd_xxx December 3, 2021

blood stopper

A syringe that has something that will stop the flow of blood in one’s body.

Should I get a blood or a blood stopper?

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

Swamp Stomper

Gigantic Whitetail Buck. Trophy Buck, Wall Hanger.

I set up my deer stand at the edge of the woods hoping to get a glimpse of the swamp stomper as he came out to feed.

by Davegill950 January 14, 2022

Cum Scoopers

noun. koom, kuhm + skoo-pers

1. nails that curl and/or flare at the tip; so as to facilitate the scooping of cum from a surface.

The prostitute did her best to swallow the client's cum, but much of his load landed on her breasts. Fortunately, the prostitute came prepared; as she quickly scooped up his creamy remains with her nails and greedily poured it into her mouth, sucking her fingers and savouring the taste.
“Nice cum scoopers you got there,” said the man.
“Thanks! I got sick of having to washing my hands after each visitor;” replied the girl.

by SilverLetter January 23, 2022

Cum Scoopers

noun. koom, kuhm + skoo-pers

1. nails that curl and/or flare at the tip; so as to facilitate the scooping of cum from a surface.

The prostitute did her best to swallow the client's cum, but much of his load landed on her breasts. Fortunately, the prostitute came prepared; as she quickly scooped up his creamy remains with her nails and greedily poured it into her mouth, sucking her fingers and savouring the taste.
“Nice cum scoopers you got there,” said the man.
“Thanks! I got sick of having to washing my hands after each visitor;” replied the girl.

by SilverLetter January 23, 2022