shitting where you're eating

Dating someone in your profession. You only do 2 basic things - eat and shit. Shitting's done in the bathroom. If you're eating in the bathroom too, then you'll never leave, just like if you're dating someone in your profession, you'll never escape your job.

Dental Student #1: It's official: I'm dating that girl in our class.
Dental Student #2: Ah man, you're shitting where you're eating. Get out while you can.

by mintglow September 22, 2008

Shitting The Cycle

The act of taking 4 good sized shits in a single 24 hour period. Usually from the result of eating taco bell for the past week, a lot of exercise, or from being a bodybuilder.

Andy-Yo bro did you just take another shit in my toilet. Not cool!!
Joey- Yeah sorry bro, one more and ill be shitting the cycle.
Andy- Whatever bro, just past the blunt.

by PseudoNympho666 July 17, 2010

Shitting in my Cheerios

The act of ruining someones good mood by introducing bad news or behaving like a douche-bag.

D-Bag: "This steak sucks. Why are we eating here? I think McDs has better food."

Dude: "Shut the F*** up! It's my F*** Birthday! Seriously you are shitting in my Cheerios!"

by Burgerpickle September 2, 2010

Shitting a kitten

Regional idiom. To "shit a kitten" is to overreact to someone's insult when it was clearly banter.

Ryan: Hate you Jade.
Jade: Can't believe you've just said that!
Laura: God Jade, stop shitting a kitten.

by KittenShitter2012 February 26, 2012

Climax Shitting

Waiting until the very last minute to defecate. The process requires you to hold in your fecal matter for lengthy periods of time and then let it all out at once.

Doctor: "You got colon disease cause you ain't be climax shitting."

by DB Banjovi October 12, 2012

French Shitting

When you can't get all of your shit out, so you shit multiple times in one day.

"Why did Jimmy go to the bathroom 4 times?"

"He was French Shitting"

by Swagglord January 7, 2014

False-Spitting Dragon

While immersed in doggy style intercourse, one spits on their partners back to fake an orgasm and as their partner turns around they proceed to ejaculate on their face. The ultimate facial deception.

Sarah was so mad after I gave her the false-spitting dragon last night.

by airporteffect March 8, 2016