stiffer

1) An erected penis
2) Corpse which is cold and become stiff
3) Nickname for someone called Christopher

1) Every morning I've got a massive stiffer
2) Got to perform an autopsie on a stiffer
3) Hey Stiffer what you up to tonight

by Brunel September 17, 2005

Seinfeld

The funniest sitcom ever next to the Drew Carey Show. It has incredible acting making jokes that don't seem funny on paper are hilarious when Jerry, George (My favorite), Elaine, and Kramer

Jerry Seinfeld (pretending to be dark and mysterious): I don't care for laughter I feel it is just a pointless escape from the cold world we actually live in
Girsl: So what do you do?
Jerry Seinfeld: I'm a comedian

by Spikesy June 1, 2006

Stiff Yo Lip

To Tell Somebody To Shut Up

Yo Bitch Stiff Yo Lip!

by DiPsEt November 10, 2004

Stiff-six

An erect penis. "Stiff" refering to hard, and "six" referring to six inches.

I have a picture of your sister taking a stiff-six in the chops.

by SDW2311 April 15, 2005

Stiff

British word for Cigarette

“Ay! Can I borrow a stiff?”
“No problem, just promise you'll quit smoking stiffs soon.”

by Chairhandler1 July 27, 2015

Seinfeldian

adj - to describe a chain of dates. To keep motivated to do an activity every day, Jerry Seinfeld used a large calendar and a big red marker. Everyday that had success got a big, red "X". The secret? “Don’t break the chain.” “Don’t break the chain.”

Max is still going to the gym everyday since he started using that Seinfeldian chain.

by OBI Serious September 14, 2007

skinfag

A gay guy who shaves his head and dresses like a skinhead, purely for the sexual thrill.

Don't worry, that guy isn't really a skinhead. He's just a skinfag.

by zzzboy August 20, 2009