sloshing

(v) waiting until it has snowed an assload and then melted down into slush just so you can go out in your car and speed through the huge drifts of slush spraying it onto other cars. Master sloshers can slosh so well the victim will need to get out of his/her car to wipe the their windshield off with their arm.

Isn't that annoying blonde chick with the glasses you just said hi to the one we hit last time we went sloshing. DUDE she was totally pissed, we got her so good she had to wipe her windshield off with her sleeve!

by YeoYoungLee October 21, 2010

Splishack

What results after correcting a self-proclaiming elitist or authoritative.

"Oh Splishack! Jon f*ed up while he was trying to correct my grammar!"

by Mark Guerrero May 2, 2005

splash damping

The act of reducing the noise subseqent to the execution of a bowel movement in a public bathroom facility.

Person 1#
The bathroom at work was packed this morning! I even resorted to splash damping to save myself from embarassment!
Person #2
WTF is splash damping
Person #1
You know... You put TP on the water before you drop one?
Person #2
That's enough. Why did I even ask.

by SCrow January 6, 2007

slosh buckled

to be so muckled or drunk that you will say anything to anyone and do anything. It is also common to make up different words which all mean 'to be drunk'.

1-"dude you were slosh buckled last night you kept trying to hook up with mikes 12 year old sister and you said it was because you were "shamrocked"
2-"shit"

by calypsogrey August 3, 2007

Splashkin

The act of receiving a blow job while discharging a 360 degree watery splash of feces, also known as diarrhea.

Our blumpkin bet quickly quickly turned into a splashkin after the indian buffet at lunch.

Rob: Why do you get so excited when Jessica gives you a splashkin?

Justin: Because if you tilt your hips just right my shit gets sprayed on her face.

Rob: And that turns you on?

Justin: Just marking my property man.

by cuttycut5 March 8, 2011

Gertrude Splash

During a blumpkin in an outhouse, the Receiver simultaneously releases a turd and spreads his legs to allow the splash to hit the Giver in the face.

I got the sweetest Gertrude Splash at the carnival the other night.

by TheEmpress August 11, 2012

Splash Down

When 2 mens/womens butts accidentally press together in a locker room after both have taken a shower.

Mike: Dude, after my shower I was bending over to grab my boxers and my butt hit some other dude who just got out of the shower
Phil: Oh, so you had a Splash Down

by Jewsky Brewsky July 28, 2010