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You slumber, a cucumber!

Kiddo. I was the real me when you were still in my shortpants!

Xavier 1: Hate 2 break it to ya, but I wore them first. ME bequeefed THEE, the psychopathological hand-you-downs.

Xavier 2: So YOU'RE the one who stained them!

Xavier 1: Whoever found it, browned it!

Xavier 2: You'd like me to be you, wouldn't me? But it's too late; You Snoze, You Loze.

Xavier 1: You sleeped. You weeped.

Xavier 2: You naple, you get slaple.

Xavier 1: You slumber, a cucumber!

Xavier 2: You catch up on some zeds, you get out of my heads!

Xavier 2: You slumber, ham-BURGER I DON'T WANNA TALK AB
by R3APT0KYO December 19, 2023
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Nob Slobberer

The noun for a person who slobbers on nobs
Joe is a nob slobberer.
by Jac0bL January 11, 2024
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turbo slobber

when a man gets his ass eaten while having his penis spun in a circle (much like a helicopter)
Your mom gave me some crazy turbo slobber last night
by BBLdrizzard12 August 20, 2024
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Sandwich slobber

Juices excreted from between a women's legs
by Goomb22 February 7, 2026
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Golden Slumbers

1: To piss on somebody while they are asleep
2: A great Beatles song
1:
This guy was so asleep, not even screaming at him could wake him up. Had to give 'im the Golden Slumbers, then he woke up freaking out
2:
"GOOOOOOLDEN SLUUUUUUMBERS FILL YOUR EEEEYEEEEESSSS"
-Paul McCartney, 1969
by Sgt. Pepper himself December 9, 2025
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clobber of slobber

The feeling of foamy stuff in the back of your thoat after you smoked a whole lot of bomb.
Nigggguh I got clobber of slobber can you pass me a some that drank.
by flossinboss December 11, 2010
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Luigi’s Slumber

Luigi’s Mansion 3. Play on “Link’s Awakening”.

Coined by Failboat.
by MaybeARealWord April 25, 2021
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