slippery bag

A material pursuit with high inherent risk

"It's not Daquan's fault that he fumbled the bag. It was a slippery bag-- anyone would've fumbled."

by amster1999 December 18, 2023

Slippery Queef

Someone that is a total twat waffle cunt bucket. Every time you see their face you just know their queefs are slippery

Sara: Omg Kate! That girl is such a slippery queef!!
Kate: Yes! I just want to punch that slippery queef in the throat

by SparkleFlaps July 24, 2016

The Slippery Shrek

Where one goes into a bathroom and brings their toy figurine of shrek along. They then proceed to run themselves a bath whilst preparing to shit on everyones favorite character. Once in the warm bath tub they shove shrek up their ass and shit on him whilst hes up there (jammy bastard). They then take him out of said ass and gives him a swirly. After all this the owner of the toy licks shrek clean.

That legend Joe did the slippery shrek the other day and apparently he wants to try it with friends

by TheMotherPlucker July 10, 2022

slippery jinx

Escaping a regrettable hook-up by successfully sneaking out while they are sleeping.

Upon waking Todd realized the only chance he had of escaping the abomination he had put his dick in the night before, was the trusty old slippery jinx maneuver, which he completed successfully by going out the second-story bathroom window while it slept.

by Snaketoe October 30, 2017

Slippery Nickel

When a nickel is soaked in a combination of sperm and urine and the nickel is then put into everyones mouth and swallowed

It was so crazy i actually wanted to do a slippery nickel

by Hornyforhire August 02, 2010

Slippery-Slide

driving/traveling to a given location for a romantic/sexual encounter upon being invited to do so.

(Not to be confused with *sneaky-link* which is more secretive or related to cheating.)

Friend 1: coming to the after party?

Friend 2: nah, I ran into Maria at the concert.

Friend 1: that Puerto Rican chick with the fat ass? I remember her

Friend 2: Yea, she just moved to a new apartment downtown so you know I had to Slippery-Slide

Friend 1: Bro, you on demon time Fr lol

by 213JetSet February 11, 2023

slippery bill

When you cover your whole body with “I can’t believe it’s not butter” and baseball slide across the kitchen floor, ramming your cock into home base, also known as your girlfriend’s vagina:

Dude, I gave my girlfriend a slippery bill last night, and she kicked me out.

by Nastymofo641 December 22, 2024