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Engineered Tax Services 

Using tax credits to buy down tax payments due. A person has a tax credit but wants cash so he is willing to sale the tax credit to someone who owes taxes and desires to buy the tax credit at a deep discount.
Teddy did an Engineered Tax Services. He owed $2,500 in taxes but he was able to lower his taxes due down to $200 by buying tax credits at a deep discount from a film company willing to sell their credits for cash.
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Selective Services 

The most outrageous form of goverment ssexisim that exists today.
Males are forced to sign up with the Selective Services when they turn 18. Females on the other hand are not.
Men are no better at being shot at than women are.
Selective Services by Danny February 10, 2004

social services

bunch of interfering bastards.
that was a joke. the social services do a great job.
social services by prettyugly November 21, 2004

Darkhat Investigative Services 

Comprised of many (primarily East Coast) employees, they work around the clock to dig up anything and everything that the world needs to know. Quick and reliable. The majority of their work is done for the betterment of mankind, but they are available to investigate private issues, albeit at a steep fee.

Darkhat Investigators is a top-notch online private investigating firm.
Darkhat Investigative services recently uncovered the fact that W.L. is a complete loser who enjoys making up stories about himself.
Corey,stop being such a sevice
Sevice by MrJordy October 25, 2018

serviced 

To have your dick blown, till you nut down a girls throat.
Dogg!!!!!! Your mom serviced my dick last night in your room!
serviced by D money June 29, 2004

serviceable 

A woman that, while not top notch, is still a candidate for....you know....doing it.
- She's good looking, right?

- Eh...she's serviceable.

- Indeed, my friend.
serviceable by Tadou January 5, 2011