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September 24th

The craziest bitches are born on this day. They won't be afraid to pull a knife on you.

Don't mess with him/her.
They're mad but great fun when you get to know them
Person 1: She's so weird
Person 2: it's expected, she was born on September 24th
by BarbieThingZ October 30, 2019
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September 9th

Grab ass day any person with a fat ass grab they shii ocurrr ahh single or not ya bf or ya gf can’t get mad 😒.
by Ahhhsexccass August 15, 2019
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September 18

It’s ride the dick day, slow motion or fast motion you betta put the work.
Sis that man needs a memorable lesson. Give him a September 18 gift‼️
by Brazyyyy October 16, 2019
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September 5th

September 5th is national Ethan is gay day. Everyone named Ethan will be gay on this day so make sure you let them know.

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(September 5th)
'It's national Ethan is gay day'
'Oh'
by nibbalations101 August 31, 2020
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September 29

National give your friend the a kiss day 💋
“Hey it’s September 29, pucker up.”
by sep. 29 September 29, 2021
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September 30

“Hey bro did you hear about that September 30?”
“Nah my nigga what’s up?”
“That becky bitch be giving out some free fellatio for national fellatio day!”
by fakeburger September 28, 2020
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