Sensitive Selfish

A person that gets there feelings hurt easily so than does not help anyone in return.

Ashley got mad at Logan for not picking her up on time so she decided to not give him gas money and be sensitive selfish for the trip to Vegas!!!!

by Logan Jugg August 4, 2021

you selfish fuck

A person who is being very selfish to the point it gets annoying.

person: im not giving you any food since you ate mine
me: its because you haven't fed me for weeks you selfish fuck.

by your mom's fav ♥ September 27, 2021

Jerry Seismograph

The 100% authentic inventor of the Seismograph his son is Jerry the Jizzer, they’re famous for being the first father son duo that both were pregnant, with Saving Private Willy, The duo was also known for dying in the Earthquake that Nikola Tesla created in Jamaica pronounced (Her-Mon-Ika-Lew-In-Ski), the incident occurred on October 12 2084 the year of Manute Bol.

“Jerry Seismograph, you know, “maybe groomed?” “Statutory Rape?” “Allen Iverson?”, The 100% authentic inventor of the Seismograph his son is Jerry the Jizzer, they’re famous for being the first father son duo that both were pregnant, with Saving Private Willy, The duo was also known for dying in the Earthquake that Nikola Tesla created in Jamaica pronounced (Her-Mon-Ika-Lew-In-Ski), the incident occurred on October 12 2084 the year of Manute Bol.

by JohnnyBrav69 April 1, 2023

Pussy selfish

When one of your boys refuses to bring his cohort of pussy to the table for you to share. He keeps it for himself because of his inherent selfishness.

Buddy, we were supposed to hit the trifecta, but you’re being pussy selfish.

by Dingleberryjimmy November 14, 2023

how selfish

a way to express your envy when a pretty girl responds to someones comment.

wow so beautiful lets play valorant random girl on tiktok

random girl: okay

how selfish.

by rollbit.com/beauty December 7, 2024

Scary Selfish Guy (With A Look In His Eye)

A man, who, driven completely and solely by demonic self-interest, would be willing to undermine and compromise any person or value in order to achieve his goals. Usually really loves life. When Scary Selfish Guy is relaxed, even for a moment, and the facade that he presents to the world relaxes, even momentarily, one can see the most terrifying look in his eye which signifies his complete and utter selfishness.

Ryan: Dude, please call the police, I'm bleeding out. That guy was drunk and hit us at 90 mph. I can't believe that you're okay.

Gavin: Dude, I can't. I'm trying to get with Kayla and she like, really likes ruthless guys. I'm sorry man, I'll catch you later. *leaves scene*
Ryan: Holy fuck, that guy is a Scary Selfish Guy (With A Look In His Eye).

by BonerMasterMick2 November 21, 2025

International Stream “selfish” Day

People celebrate on February 14 by having streaming parties of “selfish” by Madison Beer. A day to remind you you’re single, heartbroken, and lonely.

Did you buy your tissues for International Stream “selfish” Day?

by madsheartless February 14, 2021