salimonious

sal-i-MON-i-ous
A versatile word used for description, "salimonious" can can mean anything you need it to mean-- good, bad, or ugly.

1)"Your mom was acting all salimonious toward me last month. We'll be having a baby soon."

2)"Fuck those salimonious bastards. They'll get theirs."

3)"I feel pretty salimonious today, but how is that different from any other day?"

by GlassAdam December 9, 2008

Simona De Silvestro

Swiss race car driver that competes in the IZOD IndyCar series driving for HVM racing. She was voted Rookie of the Year at the Indianapolis 500 in 2010 after finishing 14th.

Simona De Silvestro finished 14th at the Indy 500 last year.

by union5 November 13, 2011

Simon Chapman

The complete opposite of Simon.

Person 1: Wow he's such a Simon!
Person 2: What like Simon Chapman?
Person 1: Nah you kidding?

by Celunyx November 9, 2011

Salmon Stamp

The act of slapping someone on the forehead with the bottom side of the head of your penis after facial ejaculation. The bottom side of your penis looks like the neck of a salmon, hence the term "salmon stamping".

Salmon Stamp a girl on the forehead after facial ejaculation

by ladge123 October 6, 2012

samonologue

Term used to describe a story which should have been simple, but during delivery turns into a monologue.

Also applies to jokes told in a such a poor and round about way so as to render all funniness obsolete.

Person 1: Have you written an example yet? Should be really easy for you right

Person 2: Well I was going to write a full monologue but I didnt think it would quite fit what I wanted the other people to say, so instead I came to the conclusion that the best thing to do was to write what could be the start of a monologue and a story in which the person whilst telling a story does so in a very round about way and often gets side tracked with other stories during delivery...

Person 3: What is he talking about?

Person 1: He's just gone off on one of his samonologues again...

or

Person 1: That's a nice jacket Sam is wearing

Person 2: Whatever you do dont ask him about it

by Dontevenreplyisagreatwebsite October 9, 2013

salmon streak

another name for the discharge of chlamydia in females

Dude, that Becky bitch is nasty. She got salmon streak all over my sheets.

by Clubmedia January 30, 2016

Salmon job

A hand job in witch the innards of a salmon is used as the lube of choice

Bro, Caitlin gave me an amazing salmon job last night I still smell like fish I loved it

by Autism fights official December 3, 2016