Sniff 'n Whack

The act of smelling/sniffing a girls vagina or asshole and masturbating to that pleasant, erotic scent.

Dude 1- "See that girl over there?"

Dude 2- "Yeah why?"

Dude 1- "She forced me to Sniff 'n Whack :/.."

Dude 2- "My condolences, dude...."

by NIFFNACK June 16, 2011

Sniff and Shoot

The act of performing a Dutch Oven on yourself while masturbating.

We walked in on Jason pulling a Sniff and Shoot the other day.

by Treods October 16, 2014

Sniff Row

The front row seats at the strip club. Seats close enough to get a good sniff of the ladies.

When we go to the strip club, we always try to sit in Sniff Row.

by MrPhlick April 29, 2014

Sniff a Homie Goodnight

When you inhale through your nostrils within the proximity of your best associate.

“Ay man, come in here and sniff a homie goodnight!”

by AnythingPaul September 30, 2018

Applelonia Smiff

A name which a female gives to a guy who she doesn't want to know her real name.

Guy:Hey baby how you doing?
Girl:I'm fine. (translation, go away)
Guy: Yea, you are so pretty, what's your name?
Girl: Oh, it Applelonia Smiff.

by Cheena September 26, 2007

hole sniffer

Polite term for one who is an asshole.

*As heard on Preston and Steve, 12/08

"Get off the road, hole sniffer!"

"Man, your dad's a real hole sniffer."

"You know, you can be a hole sniffer when you're drunk."

"Get your finger outta there, hole sniffer!"

by A Tiggles December 19, 2008

Varification Sniff

Sniffing the air a second time to varify if the odour you smell is a fart.

John smelt something in the sir so he did a Varification Sniff to check if the smell was a fart

by pumpkintaco October 7, 2009