butt fucked in a smoothie truck

When you're having a really bad day but everyone else is happy.

Sun burn at the beach=butt fucked in a smoothie truck.

by Johnny oneshot May 25, 2016

mr. smooth

Synonymous with a "smooth operator," Mr. Smooth is a a male who can handle multiple situations in a fashion that can only be described as "Awesome, spectucular, and, above all else, smoooooth".

Mr. Smooth is someone who tends to be "on top of things", and in is usually in control of any given situation. If he isn't in control of a situation, he is a master of "faking it until he makes it," typically resulting in making it more awesome for everyone involved.

Often used to describe an experienced, elegant dancer, Mr. Smooth rarely in trouble is rarely in trouble on the dance floor, or anywhere else, and, when they are, they can usually get out of these situations quickly, elegantly and with a zero percent chance of casualties.

That guy has great moves, both on the dance floor and in life, that's why everyone calls him "Mr. Smooth."

by BigDawg43 March 23, 2017

Smoogie

the term given to a boyfriend or loved one

"come here smoogie"

by bonera October 9, 2011

cock smooch

when you kiss a guys dick

by anon January 31, 2003

smooth whyte

A white rapper from St. Louis. He started an orphanage fo all da crack whores on the street. He made a song to try and raise awareness for em called, "what about da crack whores"

Man smooth whyte love em crack whores

by smooth whyte February 23, 2008

smoothe

suave; debonair; 2 hott 2 handle; a qualification for differentiability

I used to be a nerd but thanks to calculus I'm now smoothe as butta

by the specialk and illianjay October 8, 2004

Pink Smoothie

When a girl throws up into your mouth while you make out, then proceeds to give you a blowjob, vomiting all the while.

Jenny: Want a pink smoothie?
Andrew: is it strawberry?
Jenny: ya, I had sokme strwberrys for breakfast

by Parker and Andrew September 13, 2009