slam drunk

Way too drunk! Or Talking about someone you had sex with that was drunk.

Were gunna get slam drunk mutha fucka's or Last night i made a slam drunk.

by Kramer11 October 20, 2006

slam book

usually a spiral bound book where a collection of people can slam thier own opinions down about a question/idea written at the top of each page.

(Written at the top of the page)Which is a better mode of transportation, hybrid car or gasoline car? (Then you write your first name, and your answer).

by SugrAnne June 25, 2005

Stance-slam

(adj) - a word to describe a genre of vehicles whose camber, ride height, and spacing from the tire/wheel are within millimeters to the fender/quarterpanel. Commonly used to descirbe a car whose function is useless, but will be able to bring all the boys to the yard. No women actually like this. Scraping and breaking oil pans is common.

Whoa look at Bobby and his sweet VW Golf. That shit is stance-slammed. I bet he has his motor spaced so he doesn't break another oil pan!

I can't wait for summer. I am going to stance-slam the shit out of my Lexus!

by RedPhoenix2k1 March 10, 2013

Slam Donk

Related to Texas Holdem Poker. When a player, plays 2 consecutive hands BLIND ( not looking ).

The 1st hand winning and reveling very poor cards, ( example a 7,2 offsuit )..aka the DONK.

The 2nd hand also winning but reveling good cards, ( example A,A pocket aces ).. aka the SLAM

The conditions of the situation may vary, but the main things are that both hands must be played BLIND entirely until they are reveled at end of hand. The 1st hand must be considered a junk/ non playable hand. And that the 2nd hand must be a very good hand pockets/nuts.

Damon says to Brett " Man last night at work I pull off the sickest slam donk on some dude!. "

by CongaChild July 20, 2010

Taco Slam

A woman imitating the male act of tea bagging with her Vagina in an often forceful or vindictive way.

Flopsy was so mad at her husband when he called her fat during sex that she promptly taco slammed him and broke his nose.

by MrTrippe June 15, 2012

Slamming the ham

the act of beating ones meat or masturbation

I was sick from school so i was slamming the ham all day until my foreskin tore off

by central jersey ham slammer January 22, 2013

slam pad

A room in a building, specifically a bedroom, which is perfect for sex. The atmosphere of the room, the decorations, the lighting, the smell, all put you in the mood and increase your chances of getting laid.

David's bedroom was such a slam pad. He had incense burning, a black light, a lava lamp, a comfy bed, and Pink Floyd's, Dark Side of the Moon was playing on his cd player. It took all of my willpower to not mount him on the spot.

by sngnyrslp September 14, 2011