Sharticles

Trace evidence of sharts.

97% of fitted sheets currently on mattresses around the world, contain sharticles.

by SuperDuper65 February 28, 2023

Shartled

When you get spooked and end up violently shitting yourself

Randy: Dude I went home with a girl last night and she was sitting on my face, but her roommate walked in and she got scared and accidently shat on my face. It was so disgusting I couldn't believe it!
Bob: Dude calm down she just got shartled. Not like she did it on purpose.

by MyWordsAreWeird April 23, 2023

Shartism

A word describing a person who has autism and is really dumb, so dumb that they will die in a matter of weeks.

Person a: whats wrong with him?
Person b: hes suffering from terminal shartism

by Shartismgod April 25, 2023

shatiera

A girl who is absolutely gorgeous and is a kind and benevolent person. She is very well versed in her academics and is highly intelligent

Shatiera is so funny!
I love Shatiera!
I wish I was like shatiera

by definitelynotshatiera April 28, 2023

Shartsexual

A person attracted to another person with bladder problems such as IBS

"I like people with bladder problems therefor I am shartsexual."

by Mike715 May 8, 2023

sharpie bath

A reference to a popular anecdote/inside joke in the homestuck fandom, where a cosplayer took a bath in sharpie ink and alcohol to dye their skin grey.

Vriska cosplayer: ‘How are we going to get our skin grey?’
Terezi cosplayer: ‘What about a sharpie bath?’
Laughter ensues.

by backinthedark May 10, 2023

Sharpietoo

A semi-permanant tattoo created using a common 'permanent' Sharpie marker.

Did you really think this through... It's a permanent tattoo! Nah, it's ok, it's just a Sharpietoo. (It will wash off in about a week or two)

by Bro kinda job May 13, 2023