Rubber Duck

A wank with rubber gloves on

After my wife had done the washing up I took a rubber glove and went for a rubber duck

by Crackingopenacoldonewththeboys June 9, 2017

Rubber Dick

When you finish masturbating but you're still a little hard
"Rubber Dick"

I have rubber dick.

by ethio_ethio September 29, 2017

rubbermasterbaters

Also known as Crocks.

When one doesn't want to where regular shoes do to laziness, not usually used for masterbating but I'm sure if effective. Worn for comfort not style.

Amanda tells Kyle oh my God you're not really planning on leaving the house with your rubbermasterbaters on those are for inside only

by RoseJones February 7, 2020

chum rubber

a woman who puts a food substance of any kind (normaly dog food) on her private parts and intices a K9 to lick it off for her own sexual gratification.

she is a chum rubber.

by bigspuds July 7, 2006

titty robbery

stealing fake tits from a blonde prostitute so you can wear them yourself

Greg: hey Billy I did a titty robbery,
Billy: yeah nice,
Greg: see look im wearing her titties now,
Billy: oh yeah nice I like them titties,
Greg: here feel my titties Billy,
Billy: oh yes Greg oh oh oh I love dem tiddies!
Billy: (starts to get a boner)
Greg: I've watched enough hentai to know where this is going,

half an hour later

Greg: oh BIlly pound my ass while you touch my titties!
Billy: oh shit Greg im gonna cum!
Greg: cum in my ass Billy!!
Billy: oh yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
Greg: I feel like a new born baby, wet and stuck.

by weedhead11111111111111111 June 5, 2018

Rubber Ducker

A substitute for the "m-f" word, as used on the radio or television. Synonyms: Mothatrucker, Monkeysucker, Master Fighter, Melonfarmer, Feather Plucker. Could be useful while singing Obie Trice's "Adrenaline Rush."

"Get live, rubber ducker, when I speak, rubber ducker, out your seats, rubber ducker, I'ma reach rubber duckers..."

by WMT August 1, 2003

rubber rocket

when a woman sticks a dildo in her pussy and queefs.....the dildo shoots out

the rubber rocket almost shot me in the face hunny and man does something smell like fish?

by eric the feric seiler March 30, 2005