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Great Recession

1. Economic Sodomy that occurred after 10 million people suddenly abandoned their houses in 2006 and fled the country when George Bush Jr reclassified Latinos as terrorists using Patriot Act and outlawed Mexicans using the Real ID Act.

2. Disaster capitalism that completely skipped states, like Texas, that were smart enough to outlaw the Real ID Act and Patriot Act.

3. Repeat of the Great Depression that happened shortly after Herbert Hoover outlawed Mexicans in 1929 and collapsed the US banking system and stock market with widespread housing abandonment when he deported several million legal US residents that had brown skin.

4. The perfect storm where the governator mated the Patriot Act with Real ID Act to produce a love child that turned California into a third world country with DUI checkpoints that stole $40 million of cars from Mexicans every year and simultaneously collapsed the automotive industry selling the stolen vehicles.
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Example: What!?!?!? You mean to tell me Texas avoided the Great Recession by encouraging immigration because they already knew Bush was racist dildo fucktard BEFORE he almost killed himself on a pretzel?!?!?!
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fag racket

A coloquial term refering to an individual who enjoys being struck by people of a homosexual nature
"That guys such a fag racket"

"Don't hit me, hit that guy he's a total fag racket"

"HAHA LOOK AT THAT FAG RACKET"
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racker

Slang term for someone who masturbates.
1) Put your cock away, you racker!
2) Stop racking one off and do some work!
3) Don't even think about having a rack!
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The anus. So called because stuff comes out (poop) and stuff goes in (penis).
You know that chick I hooked up with last night? Well I got to visit her shipping and receiving department last night.
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Racker

Someone who has/still does, forget the height of their vehicle and drives through carparks exceeding the maximum height, therefore destroying the racks on top of the vehicle.
"Dude, i was in the city the other night, and i forgot my ute was higher then 1.7 meters..."

"And..."

"Well, my racks were at 90 degrees, now they're at an 80 degree slant..."

"HAHA! YOU TOTALLY RACKED YOUR UTE!"

"Yeah...im a Racker..."
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recce

Short for 'recentior' (Latin for "beginner"). Used at Uppsala University, the oldest in the Nordic countries, to refer to new students in their first term. Used in roughly the same way as fresher is at UK universities.
I was so drunk after the reccepubrunda (freshers' pub crawl) that I redecorated the bathroom when I came home.
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Recession Job

The crappy job you take when your profession has gone in the shitter.
I used to be a hedge fund manager but now I'm rocking my recession job at McDonalds.
by My Recession Job May 9, 2011
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