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queef

It's when a pussy farts.
Randy passed by me in the hallway and he knocked my books out of my hands. I got really mad at him. So after school, I duct taped him to the lockers and queefed over his mouth, five times.
by Carlqueefy@smellsbad.com June 23, 2011
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queef keef

A young boy whose name is Keefer that has a mangina. He queefs a lot.
by TheyCallMeBigMike March 13, 2014
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Fluttering Queef

the process of making a completely disgusting sexual act proper by asking for it in a British accent.
MAN: darling, might you shit in my mouth while whilst i masturbate?

WOMAN: before or after tea & crumpets?

MAN: Of course BEFORE, darling.

WOMAN: very well then.

MAN:(reverting back to hillbilly accent due to excitement) WOO BOY we gonna have us some FLUTTERING QUEEF TODAY!!!
by jimmyWOW July 12, 2010
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Boo Boo Queef

Something thats pretty bad, used in the same way as "bad" or "sucks".
Remblob: I lost a bet with my friend.
Cooper: Wow, that's pretty boo boo queef.
by Coopertonium July 31, 2021
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queef inhaler

After sex occurs and therefore possibly a queef would slip out, a sexual act would happen in which the man (or woman) would wait with his lips around the lady's vagina and wait for a queef to happen so he can literally inhale it, and swallow the fumes.
"That dude's a freak, hes a queef inhaler"
by Maxyboi July 3, 2006
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queefer

The vaginal fart, also known as the queef, vart or pussy fart
the first time I heard a heard a queefer I laughed my ass off. the chick was mortified.
by Anonymous December 18, 2002
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Queefer Reefer

Queefer Reefer is when you are hanging out with a friend that is a girl, and she smokes a blunt with you. She then takes a “drag” through her vaginal cavity and queefs it out for you to inhale.
Friend: yo how was it with marilla yesterday? Did she give you queefer reefer?
by SergeantSmozzule July 27, 2021
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