prostitooter

1. a prostitute with flatulence!

2. a prostitute with a cocaine problem

3. a prostitute that will instruct you on how to have sex.

1. john, I wouldn't pay too much for that. That prostooter does nothing but fart .

2. John, I'd be careful because that prostotooter going to cost you money. She's got a serious cocaine problem.

3. John, you know that prostitooter Susan? She was so patient and she taught me so much.

by Gabalot July 28, 2020

Prostitatoes

Potatoes that sell their bodies for money.

Also, prostitutes shaped like potatoes.

I was lonely so I went down to the market and solicited the company of a couple nice Yukon Gold prostitatoes.

by Swipperton December 23, 2020

prostitue couch

A couch you pay to sit on every time you need to just like a prostitue

My legs hurt can i barrow 20 bucks for the prostitue couch

by Sketchy sketch123 December 30, 2020

probstitute

Someone who's line of work involves dealing with too much probability & statistics stuff and absolutely abhors doing it for a living.

As a machine learning algorithm developer, I feel like a probstitute.

by S& December 3, 2021

Promstitute

A person who is paid to attend someone else’s prom.

Look at her, she brought a promstitute from NewCanaan!

by Peeb2 April 24, 2022

Prostitot

Prostitute that looks 12 acts 12 and lacks experience,excepts cookies and milk for payment. But is over 18

Me: That prostitute doesn't even look of age with her 80 pound ass, a size cup boobs and pigtails Grinding on That old bum over there. Kim: We call that a prostitot.

by ACharlesFrankProduction June 29, 2022

Prostithreetion

Paying hookers for a threesome

Johnny's sex drive got so high he headed to Reno and Lake Tawhore for some prostithreetion

by D Flawless September 1, 2022