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procrastinator

A procrastinator is someone who finds any possible excuse to get out of doing work. They are lasy people who don't feel like doing the work or simply can't focus. Procrastinators are usually teenage students who would rather watch Netflix or jerk off instead of completing their science essay for the next day.
"Did you walk the dog yet?"
"No, I decided to be a procrastinator and raise my son instead"
by mistakeisme April 23, 2019
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Procrastinegg

An egg that one cooks/eats as a means of procrastinating.
Person 1: Are you eating an egg instead of doing school work?
Person 2: Why, yes I am. This is a procrastinegg.
by sexgod47 April 24, 2019
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procrastinating workaholic

Dan: My therapist said that I'm a procrastinating workaholic. Because once I start working on something, I work so hard that I injure myself by forgetting to breathe and do all this other stuff. I just have a problem getting started. For me, it's like a perfectionism thing. Like, I can't just do something and try my best. I'm like, "If I do this thing, it has to be amazing." It doesn't matter if it's an essay, a YouTube video or tidying my bedroom. I'll be like, "If I do this, I have to DO it, man!" And that's the thing, I put this fear in myself. If I were just someone who was like, "I can just do it." You know, roll with the punches. Go with the flow of life. But for me, it's like a perfectionism thing. It's that I know that when I start it, I am going to work so hard that I'm going to be bleeding. Because I care too much, because I'm a freak. I'm definitely someone that cares.
by phangirl! at the disco May 4, 2019
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procrastinate

Something you're doing. Also when you're not doing homework or working for a deadline when you should be.
A few weeks ago, he chose to procrastinate instead of doing his project; therefore, on the night before the due date, he had done nothing, and when he put up together his project, it was very crappy and terrible.
by Yuri AAAAA July 15, 2019
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procrastinating

You know you're procrastinating when you're starting to listen to dancy music and start dancing and singing to it.
"Super Trouper" by Abba comes up - person starts singing: Suuuuuper Trooouuupeerrr liiight are gonna bliiind me, buuuut I woon't feel bluuuuuuuuuue!
Mother hears person singing: Oh man, she's procrastinating again...
by criesinindie November 21, 2019
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Procrastinatory

My procrastinatory ways of leaving my laundry in the basket for 2 weeks is going to get the better of me
by DameGiggles January 1, 2020
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Procrastination

Person A: Hey, what does procrastination mean? I'm kinda bored and don't wanna work on this essay so I'm looking up random words.

Person B: Trade your local currency to an employee at Walmart in order to make a transaction and be the owner of a reflective surface.
by not not not a real person January 8, 2020
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