Platterphile

When you have a sexual fetish for doing the dishes.

“Man, Hunter doing dishes AGAIN, must be a platterphile!”

by Just A Man Who Loves Defining February 2, 2021

plasterification

The level to which you are plastered. Usually used after "a level of". Such as the "level of plasterification".

I can't even think about walking straight man. I must be at a new level of plasterification.

by The Dark Jester April 26, 2006

planters bomb

A commonly used game in frat houses, during partys. One person is the bomb and the others are the planters. the objective of the game is for the bomb to drink half a bottle of absolute vodka and then knock down the planters as they beat him with sticks. if a planter is knocked down he becomes a bomb as well. If the bomb(s) throws up the planters win. If only one planter remains, the players all switch roles and you play until the planters win.

dude1: hey what did you do last night?
dude2:aww dude i gots soo wasteded i was... (dude2 throws up all over dude1)
dude1: aww man, invite me over next time you play planters bomb!!!!

by AngelOfRitual October 16, 2008

Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl.

haha lol so cool word XDDDDD

Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl. which is a good messgae

by Stupid Af July 5, 2021

Patter

The practice of urinating on your school dean, without them knowing.

Your school dean comes up to you and your mates and starts to tell you off. So one of you moves behind him and starts to urinate on the back of his leg. The noise made is like a patter, hence the name.

by Justin 2567 August 10, 2006

patterson

A chain-smoking, lazy person. A patterson is obsessed with Ford's, but only buys old shitty broncos.

guy 1: hey who's that guy smoking like a chimney over there?

guy 2: fuck if i know, but he looks like a real patterson.

guy 1: yeah that's prolly his fuckin ugly ford i saw out in the parking lot.

by holy fuckin asscrackers July 14, 2006

Plastered

Used when you get completely fucked in Rainbow 6 Siege

Trust me everyone has been plastered before

by l_l_l_l_l_l_ November 28, 2017