Planting

Planting as in the act of placing something on the ground

He's Planting a bomb

by Mattipig January 23, 2024

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Planting the seed

When Dad won’t let you use the car for a date so you shoot a load on your sister’s face while she sleeps. Then place your Father’s eyeglasses and underwear next to your sister’s sleeping body so she will wake and blame your Father!!

My Dad cock blocked me from a date with the school slut; so planting the seed seemed like a good way to get back at him..

by Markymark29 June 23, 2022

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Jessica's Plant

Jessica's Plant is a plot device whereby a seemingly unsolvable problem in a story is resolved by repeating the occurrence for two or more characters or groups while neither is aware that the other experienced the same thing. Its function is generally to resolve an otherwise irresolvable plot situation, to appease the story teller, to bring the tale allow the story to continue unimpeded, or act as a comedic device.

"Hey, did ever read Stealy Cap?"

"Yeah, the writing is lazy though. Each book is just a new Jessica's Plant because Stealy and his enemies never remember anything."

by Bex Belling June 11, 2024

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Plant Gang

Fish Cum

The art known as 'Plant Gang' is the art of using a fish's cum to impregnate a woman. 9 months later the woman has at least 13 mutant fish children.

by PikBoi June 12, 2020

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Plant-potting

Sexual act involving two individuals, one male:

One partner will try and cram the male partners genitals (both penis and testicles) into their mouth, before the penis becomes erect.

Term created in Bridgend, Mid Glamorgan, Wales, UK

Q: "Would you try plant-potting?

A: "Nah man, I hate it when my balls get touched"

by jamthecat January 31, 2010

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