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Pickled Pete 

A person who gets home after work and drinks to the point of being too obliterated to reliably respond to an after hours request.
Don't bother calling Marc to pick you up tonight, he's a Pickled Pete.
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Polish Pete 

Polish Pete - a young man called Peter of Polish birth who his particularly proud of his heritage, but is really just a bloke from West Yorkshire. Loves the outdoors and will have a strong affliction with some sort of outdoor activity (e.g. cycling) to the point where it no longer becomes a hobby but is more a habit and will consume the majority of their time. Polish Pete will brag about being able to drink like a slav, but can only really handle a few pints and a mixer before he feels tired and wants to go to bed.
Cyclist 1: "I thought Polish Pete was Polish? He sounds like a loiner to me."
Cyclist 2: "He is Polish - he ain't no Leeds chap either, he's from Bradford."
Cyclist 1: "Ah, that makes sense. It's full of immigrants up there"
Polish Pete by northernlass18 December 3, 2018

messy pete

Often used as a sign of dominance. When your bitch is about to climax you give her a Wet Willy.
Last night I gave your girl a messy pete.
messy pete by Messy Pete April 12, 2022

hot rod pete 

A man or a woman looking sexy while wearing pantyhose
Grandma said: "He called me Hot Rod Pete because I looked so sexy in my pantyhose."
hot rod pete by NurseyNurse July 28, 2014

Rest in Pete

The act of dying in an online game because you were texting instead of playing.
Friend 1: What the fuck happened to Pete?
Friend 2: He was texting...
Friend 3: Rest in Pete
Rest in Pete by FrodoLaporte June 20, 2019

Pill Popper Pete 

Nickname for drug addicts, often used as an outside insult to a person.
That guy's a real pill popper pete, I'd stay away from him if I were you.