African War Paint

When a guy doesn't wipe his butt for a very long time, then has his gf / wife lick in between his crack causing her nose and cheeks to have brown streaks similar to African War Paint

Yeah man my wife licked my ass last night.. looked like she had on african war paint afterwards

by xx Senor Bivins xx March 9, 2010

College Works Painters

Misleading
Scam

These people have spent hundreds of thousands of dollars filling the internet with LIES. They speak at schools, post ads on Craigslist, and I honestly think these people are brainwashed in to believing their own lies.

Tell motivated college students that they will make tons of money over the summer and convince them to rush in to signing contracts and selling innocent homeowners a crappy paint job.

You end up investing your own money in an internship. BIG RED FLAG. This money goes to rich CEO's.

Go read REAL testimonies of people who's college lives were ruined by this SCAM.
A lie that will make you lose money.

They ask you hypnotizing questions like,

We are interviewing 50 people today. (LIE) Does College Works Painters sound like a competitive job that you would be interested in?

We are a company that has lasted 17 years, does that sound successful?

We want to you to sign this contract to ensure your business promotion. Does that sound productive.

by Victim0fSCAMz March 17, 2010

31337 MS-Paint

The most underappreciated art in the WORLD!

Computerized art draw in a minor PC paint program such as MS-Pait

by last_Assassin January 14, 2004

vermont paint job

a vermont paint job is when you get a lap dance with a chick who didn't wipe well (aka: skid marks)

me and my buds went to this k-rad strip joint and fred got a lapdance from shirley who ended up giving him a vermont paint job... much more then what he bargained for!

by mustardplug February 15, 2005

Paintball

sport created by and played by the gods
immitated by laymen such as us

"i wish i was good enough to play paintball."

by Jim T January 5, 2004

Paint Thinner

Really cheap hootch usually sold in enormous glass or plastic jugs. Because of it's high alcohol content and bad taste it could be compared to paint thinner.

Damn, I only have 10 bucks. It'll be enough for some paint thinner though.

by Phil November 5, 2006

paintball

What I use to keep cats off my car.

Aim for the center of the pussy.

by the Kingfisher November 8, 2004