Paper Cut of Death

a method of taiwanese torture where one is given a bad paper cut on their jugular vein on their neck and then left to bleed out until the information is given

Did you hear Mark was given the Paper Cut of Death in Taiwan

by will.i.am96 December 1, 2010

Paget

an amazing girl who is always there for other no matter the circumstances, is funny, nice, and adorable. if you've had her in your life and lost her than you're the biggest fool out there. she loves beyond words and she gives the best head and is amazing in bed.

Everyone needs a girl like Paget in there life.

by bones420xxx May 23, 2016

Paperback writer

Making a song with ONE chord. First attempted by Paul McCartney by the great band The Beatles.

Dear Sir or Madam, will you read my book?
It took me years to write, will you take a look?
It's based on a novel by a man named Lear
And I need a job
So I wanna be a paperback writer.

by Chicken rider November 20, 2022

Ginger pages

instead of looking up someone's number in the yellow pages like you would in the 80's, you get numbers from that one friend of yours who has everyone's number... and happens to be ginger.

Sue "Do you know Jane's number?"
Daisy "No, you could check the ginger pages"
Sue "Right, I'll ask Marissa then"

by IwishIwereginger August 22, 2011

Toilet Paper

1. A paper substance with no significant use other then to wipe one's feces expelling cavity.

2. Anything written by Stephanie Meyer or L. Ron Hubbard.

Matt: "Would you like my copy of What Is Scientology?"
Trey: "Sure, I just ran out of toilet paper."

by ballzgalore May 7, 2015

buying the toilet paper

"Buying the toilet paper" is to perform an action one knows will have no impact on their current dilemma, yet they perform it anyways just to feel like you have some control over an uncontrollable situation.

Based on the 2020 toilet paper shortages.

"voting is pointless. I'd just be buying the toilet paper."

by slutilda March 14, 2020

paper-mooning

adj. scamming someone for money

Rory in the Gilmore Girls, (referencing the 1973 movie Paper Moon), says that bringing an article of clothing back to a store to return multiple times, will lead the sales clerk into believing that Rory is "paper-mooning them".

(or)

Turbo tax is trying to paper-moon me by pretending that the free edition is always free; that's why they hide the Freedom version on a separate website!

by maevepotter August 20, 2012