1 definition by ballzgalore

1. A paper substance with no significant use other then to wipe one's feces expelling cavity.

2. Anything written by Stephanie Meyer or L. Ron Hubbard.
Matt: "Would you like my copy of What Is Scientology?"
Trey: "Sure, I just ran out of toilet paper."
by ballzgalore May 6, 2015
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