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Pumpkin Blumkin 

The act of using a pumpkin as a flesh light while on the shitter
"my girlfriend had to leave to munt, So i had to hit a Pumpkin Blumkin."
Pumpkin Blumkin by beau4621 April 24, 2025

Pumpkin Cruncher 

Slur used to mock people and the thick accents of those from Somerset, Dorset, Devon and other similiar agrarian outbacks in southwest England.
Gerthed: " Ooo arp go on yer shahger lezzer knos whats you playins at bab.
Clive Austint: Mandem a Pumpkin Cruncher.

Pumpkin Empire 

The Pumpkin Empire is a special type of political party of the government where the higher ups inside of the pumpkin civilization rule over the lower ranked pumpkin servants. It is possible to rank higher up in the pumpkin empire and become a higher up if you are actively a good pumpkin and are loyal to the creator.
Person 1: "Yo bro how's it going in the Pumpkin Empire?" Person 2: "Great bro! I finally got promoted to Pumpkin Soldier!"

Pumpkin War-patch 

The hairline going down a woman’s butt crack.
Yo man! I was hitting it from behind and I saw she had a “Pumpkin War-Patch”!!
Pumpkin War-patch by Ray Pizzaz September 3, 2025

Pumpkin creampie 

Just cumming in a mans ass.
Brandon gave me a pumpkin creampie last night. My ass is sore.
Pumpkin creampie by BallPeens September 5, 2025

Pumpkin Head 

A term for someone you love, who is cute like a little pumpkin.
Pumpkin Head by Valentina719 September 19, 2025