The male member, described as seen at his most magnificent and in his full pulsating glory. Used to describe a cock of particularly impressive size, standing stiffly erect and at attention, proudly displaying every inch of his full height. This term was part of an exclamation of admiration at the sight of my penis by a participant in a dick-measuring contest I won when I was a teenager.
"Your dick looks exactly like a telephone pole!", she exclaimed when she saw my pulsing rock-hard member reaching for the sky.
by Adam Philips August 18, 2006
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meaning it's easier to have a sex change operation from male 2 female...(cut off the male genetalia and create a vagina hole opening) than to have a female to male sex change operation...u can't cover the vagina hole opening and attach male genetalia, a bat and two balls a bat and two balls (penis and testicles)
pole means 8====> penis
pole means 8====> penis
Man 1: I want to have a sex change operation
Woman 1: You know what they say about sex change operations??? It's easier to dig a hole than build a pole...lolol
Woman 1: You know what they say about sex change operations??? It's easier to dig a hole than build a pole...lolol
by blthrskt December 28, 2005
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Get the smoking the pole mug.A city in Alaska, about 15 miles outside of Fairbanks. Almost the entire town is Christmas themed, to the extent that the light poles are candy canes, street names such as Santa Claus Lane and Saint Nicholas Drive, and the local Wendy's having Christmas decorations up all year. The population of North Pole is 2,226 as of July 2009, but many people outside of the city limits consider themselves residents. Nobody lives in igloos.
by North Pole Pyro May 6, 2011
Get the North Pole mug.The name given to a hickey or a lovebite when your parents ask what the contusion is. Often tentpole wounds are obtained after a party/festival. The name originates from the similair hermatoma of tissue when a chord tent pole collides with the skin with that of a lovebite.
The term tent-pole refers to a broadcast programming or motion picture expected to hold up (as is the function of a tent pole) and balance out the financial performance of a movie studio or television network.
The term tent-pole refers to a broadcast programming or motion picture expected to hold up (as is the function of a tent pole) and balance out the financial performance of a movie studio or television network.
Father: Damn Bobby! What are those hematoma's of tissue on your neck? You been gettin' pussy?
Bobby: Do not fear father, they are but Tent-Pole Wounds, caused from the riotous handling of the tent we set up.
Father: All good.
Bobby: Do not fear father, they are but Tent-Pole Wounds, caused from the riotous handling of the tent we set up.
Father: All good.
by cedanchair December 3, 2013
Get the Tent-Pole Wounds mug.this is the male genatalia. however it is a unusually large and veiny version which is used on both men and women alike. is very rarely attached to gingers however.
a small ginger boy who lives in the south of england. he uses his purple veined pleasure pole regularly on a rat featured boy in hextable.
by george lawford September 15, 2008
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