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Old fogie

An older or elderly person, or someone younger who resembles or has the traits of an older/elderly person in thinking, actions, or demeanor yet desperately tries to fit in with the younger crowd by adopting their slang and or actions.
Old fogies think they are hip and in the know, which makes them out of know because once they get their hands on an element of pop culture they kill it.

Which is the reason why memes suffer and die of old age. Some memes on the other
"Them old fogies need to pop out of here before they get toasted by all the nonsense and straight fire coming out of the young poppin' whippersnappers".
by SQuiet April 23, 2020
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old chestnut

A clichéd lie.
A: The cheque is in the post.

B: Don't give me that old chestnut
by bucolicdictionary July 24, 2021
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Old Cars

Code/abbreviation for the narcotic pain killer OxyContin. OC Oxy's
Yo, Kent still have those Old Cars for sale?
Man, I would kill for some Old Cars right now.
by Accidentprone48 February 18, 2009
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internet old

adj. Describes the feeling you get when you witness the closure of a long standing and very enjoyable web site. Similar to the feeling you get when you watch someone graduate from high school that you remember being born.
Can you believe BMW is shutting down bmwfilms.com? I remember when that shit came out in 2001. Damn I feel internet old!
by SrBlanco October 18, 2005
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old bad

The old musky stench usually attributed to an older smellier relative (grandmother), often times smelling of stale cigarettes, cat urine, and senior citizen body odor.
after the bingo hall was closing up, when dorthy sat up an strong stench of old bad had emerged from her chair, it was the most vile thing that my nostrals have ever witnessed...
by barnaby jones April 27, 2006
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Old Hudson

After fucking a chick (in the ass) whos on top, you then fuck her pussy and reach around to lift your scrotum up and wipe her ass with your scrotum. This can only usually be done by males with saggy scrotums (aka, older men)
" Hey man, what did you do with all that ass juice after you fucked her butt?.......Oh its all good, I just gave her the Old Hudson"

"Yeah he was quite the gentlemen; after he fucked my ass, Billys Dad gave me the Old Hudson"

"Hold on baby, I think my ass is bleeding.....No its all good, i'll just give you the Old Hudson"
by Nasty Nate 37 March 13, 2015
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Old Faithful

While a girl is fingering herself, she lifts her lower body in the air. Then, as she squirts, it looks like a geyser spraying up into the air. As the squirt juice falls back down, the girl then flails around with great passion as she is covered with her own squirt juice.
Guy: Why are you so sticky?
Girl: I just got done doing an Old Faithful.
Guy: What the fuck?
Girl: Yeah, I do it EVERY time I masturbate.
by Haywood Jablowmii September 6, 2012
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