Russian Noodle Salad

Eating the mixture of pubic hairs and dried semen from your sexual partner's under-carriage.

"Oh God, eat my Russian Noodle Salad before I blow my steaming load all over your sheep!"

by Pip April 28, 2003

pork noodle

A pork noodle is a child who is kind of a slob, but is your blood relative. It is an endearing way of describing a kid who is a hog when it comes to food, and selfish when it comes to giving and helping out others in need. Pork noodles usually do what is only good for them, and they disregard the wishes of their family members. If there is delicious food in the refrigerator that does not belong to them, they will go ahead and eat all of it without asking other people if it is alright to do so.

How is my little pork noodle doing?

by Wild Bill Jr April 20, 2008

Sloppy Noodle

When you buy some rubber sheets, lube, and a big black dildo and go to town.

DUDE I just got a sloppy noodle, let's go to town!

by Dr. Noodles. August 15, 2009

peking noodle

When one's penis is sticking through the hole in one's underpants. This is usually seen with boxer shorts.

When Jimmy took his pants off before basketball practice he was embarrassed when Frankie told him he had a peking noodle.

by Sonny Bono December 27, 2005

Noggle

Used to give a momentarily warning to others that you are about to hit them in the nuts.

Victim: "Hey dude whats up?"
Victimizer: "NOGGLE!!"

by Chad December 7, 2004

limp noodle

A guy in my electronic media class who is unable to erect when sexually aroused.

Freddy is a limp noodle.

by h0rney1 November 29, 2004

poop noodle

the stream of poop/piss mixture you urinate after having anal sex

Dude, last night I was having anal and this morning I had a gnarly poop noodle.

by Anonymous April 21, 2003